So, last night I came back from work pretty late and decided to relieve some tension. With the missus surfing the crimson wave it's been a while since I've seen some trouser action. "Time to clear the custard", I thought to myself. So, delving through my folders I searched for the most recent password I'd kindly been provided with ... SHOCK HORROR! My password had expired :( No great loss, I had a porn repository built up over the last 3 years with the best the internet has to offer. I started scrolling through the folders and subfolders trying to see whether anything would catch my eye. White, Asian, Ebony, Anal, Gang Bang, Cum facial, Jenna (yes, she has her own folder), Gagging ... nothing seemed to give me the horn. Porn, it seems, is very much like receiving surprise gifts. If you get them too often they lose that appeal. So with porn, you find yourself constantly looking for something new, something that breaks the mould of conventional porn. I love Jenna but watch there's only a certain number of times you can watch flashpoint in a week before it fails to stir the monster. I guess the root of the problem lies in the fact that I went to boarding school. The funny ... correction, good thing with going through boarding school is the amount of pornography you're exposed to. I remember well my first day at Harrow. It was a dry September afternoon, introductions to house monitors over and finally a bit of time to reflect on what my parents had forced on me. All of a sudden my door open violently and a huge bloke for the 5-2's (GCSE year) dumped a massive trunk on the floor. "Tell me what you like and I'll give you a deal" he boomed while opening the trunk. My jaw dropped ... never had I seen so much porn in my life! And so began my journey, the search for the ultimate sexual rush, the epiphany that would change my life forever ... That day came soon with my introduction to the internet.