sites which for unknown reasons link to my poker blog?

referers from the server logs include:

1 0.03% http://www.popdex.com/
1 0.03% http://www.ratesexygirls.com
1 0.03% http://www.wankmaster.com

New Secretary Alert!

A new secretary started this morning... But is she better than B? Steve seems to think so... But I'm not so sure.

But then I've always been a sucker for a fresh face, fickle being that I am.

Slap That Bass

Slap that bass
Slap it till its dizzy
Slap that bass
Keep the rhythm busy
Zoom zoom zoom
Misery, you've got to go

Slap that bass
Use it like a tonic
Slap that bass
Keep your philharmonic
Zoom zoom zoom
And the milk and honey'll flow

Dictators would be better off
If they zoom zoom now and then
Today, you can see that the happiest men
All got rhythm

OAKLEY - THUMP

Omg. "Advanced cranial hardware" my arse!
OAKLEY - THUMP

Ghetto Fabulous Hair

BLING BLING! -- RELEASE YOUR HEAD WITH SOME KOLOR, FOOL!

Icy Hot Stuntaz!!

this is pissfunny
careful with your drinks as you read
and keep it real homes

Icy Hot Stuntaz!!

make sure you check the hate mail for them too:
http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/hatemail.htm

YAQOTD

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

Victor Borge

QOTD

"Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity."

hahah ... hAHAHAHAhahahahah.....

oh dear

"How does it feel coming back to work after a nice long weekend break?", people ask ....

Sir Spamzalot

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Bernard Baruch - "My own story"

"I have heard attributed to Sir Ernest Cassell, who was the private banker to King Edward VI, a remark that I wish I had thought of first. "When as a young and unknown man I started to be successful I was referred to as a gambler," Sir Ernest said. "My operations increased in scope and volume. Then I was known as a speculator. The sphere of my activities continued to expand and presently I was known as a banker. Actually I had been doing the same thing all the time."

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Nope, I'm not interested in being Jewish. I'm waiting for "Could you be Japanese and not know it? Most villagers from the North West of England are direct descendants" (am currently writing)

Take care Program!

Tron D-I-S-C-O

spare me

all your base? despite what they tell your kind on slashdot, ubergeek is NOT cool. i mean cult references to a mistranslation... jeez, could you be any more ninties?

look, if youre not gonna make the effort, i honestly dont see any reason for us to continue.

All wanked out

Yes, yes, yes ... of course you knew what my first post would be about.

So being forced to take days off work cos they won't roll-over to next year is never pleasant . You don't have anything planned to do and can't really go on holiday on yer jones so what you gonna do?

I've recently come across a website which has a more wide variety of porn than you could possibly imagine. So what's a young man all at home with nowt to do to errr.... do?

So faced with the daunting task of systematically downloading each clip I decided to take a more time-friendly approach. Screening out any gang bang type clusterfuck clips and go straight to the priority porn. Whilst the search facilities seem to be limited, I quickly found my attention neatly avoiding the likes of Anal Whores#4 and gravitating towards South American Pie. A quick glance at the summary and *BAM* jackpot! For those interested here's a quote from the summary that clinched it -

"...Watch these young eager putas choke on throbbing cocks thicker than their wrist and swallow hot cum like it's homemade salsa ..."

Now who wouldn't want to watch that eh?

Wow, look at the time, I've wasted 5 minutes writing this. I think I can get back to a bit of hand shufflin now that my meat has lost that raw, tender sensation from my pre-lunch thrashing ...

yawn

you lost me at "obviously". unfortunately i have little tolerance for bullshit. it's a flaw, i know, but perhaps when the third arrives things will get... better?

hell, even if you get some of those apes and dolphins to post on here it'd be more interesting than your current drivel. perhaps not with the dogs though. i'll give you that.

i aint got time for this shite

youre not even worth the punctuation, man.